52. What if the Sorting Hat started saying random words instead of houses at the start of the year?
Long ago in 2001, when Abacus first opened his magical school, many of his students begged to be sorted. But when Abacus conjures a Sorta Hat to do the job, his magic is as unreliable as ever…
Lessons include: labeling people is a recipe for cruelty; grownups and professionals have feelings, too
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